We’re done, Canada…

Dear Canada,

It’s been a long, loving relationship. But we’re done.

I can no longer your donuts from Tim Horton. “

I can no longer avow that The Mountie “always gets his man….”

I can no longer stop heckling your stupid anthem..

I will forever hate you for that time Hacksaw Jim Duggan switched for that side…

At least until after the NHL Playoffs….


Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

%d bloggers like this: