Official Clinton Statement


I just want to make one thing clear…

I am not Hillary Clinton.

I know. I know. We were not in the city at the same time. And some people think I may be dressing up as Mrs. Clinton to sabotage her campaign. Yes. I was out of town for my nephew’s wrestling tournament, and maybe doing some campaigning amongst the common-folk of Meadville, PA (and looking for Sharon Stone, while I was at it)

Sorgatron ’08 and my staff disavow all suspected connections with the Clintons, and any and all fabricated costumes to make us look like Clintons.

Though we do admit that we like Bill’s style…

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