Why does Glenn Beck hate me?

Glenn Beck. Seriously. You don’t seem to be such a bad guy. You think illegal immigrants are bad. That our government doesn’t have our best interests at heart. That we need to get off of foreign oil and be smarter about energy and innovate in this country.

These billboards have been plastered throughout the Pittsburgh region. Everywhere I go, they’re there! I think there are three of these billboards within a mile from my own home! Very disconcerting to say the least.

But why do you want to cut me, sir? I am just your average, humble Hip Hop CRAP Star. I don’t want to change the world. I just want to get on stage, have some fun, and have toilet paper thrown at me. It’s the friggin’ American dream! (as in, I’m American, and I dreamt that)

So take that finger pointing smirk and put the knife away, sir. CRAP has feelings too…

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